Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..!
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Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!!
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1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sir ji,
14 mahino se yaha school me koi teacher nahi hai !!!
Rahul := To school kaise chal raha he?
Baccha := "' wese hi jese desh chal raha hai
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Exam versn of blue eyes..
Friend says:
white eyes red teri lagdi ha menu
i thnk sari raat padti rhendi h tu
makng chits uff ye tricks
baby lagdi h cheater
(oh yeah)2
katal kre tere ideas thriller
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Teacher raps:
nazar paper par rakha kar jab
me invilligate
krta hu
main wo teacher nai hu jo students
ko marks deta
hoon
red pen laya hoon
marks cut kr doon
dekh lunga parents aur tere
teacher nu
paper check karu phr haat me le k
sahi marks doon na du tolmol k
2nyt u gotta sleep late at nyt
aj ho gaya fail phone kr k ghar pe bol
de
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Mom raps:
ghar pe rahega to rahega be fikar
ni mera matlab
hoja ghar se beghar
or else dungi left nd right
bahar hoga shor bete ghar pe petai
u decide k kya krna h
tujhko to begger banna h
sir jhukwa di h tune meri sharm se
aur kheda h techr ne badla liya apne
studnt se
(chorus)
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Dad raps:
suna tere skul me fund bhaut kam h
padhne likhne ka tera na koi plan h
pass kradu note khila du
teri pricipal v beta gandhiji ki fan
hai ...
kehni o mere gandhiiiiii jii
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi
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Referee said '1,2,3 GO!' .
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Everybody started running except
Pappu.
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Referee : Why are u not running...?
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Pappu : My number is 4!
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Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.. !
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Women are crazy. Men are stupid.
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Full form of maths
M=Mentally
A=Admited
T=Teacher
H=Harassing
S=Students
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Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya,
Dr.: apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge,
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya.
Dr.: kya hua?
Santa: kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi.
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Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss
kar rhe the...
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh...
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Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola.
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saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu
dooba tha.
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Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?
Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
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Barfi movie review:
“Real life story of every Married couple……………
MUTE Husband…………………
MAD Wife…….!!!
Sources Have Revealed
That “Manmohan Singh”
Has Dubbed For “Ranbir
Kapoor” in the movie
“BARFI ” !!!!!!
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Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya.
Dusre kutto ne usse pucha: Yaar tune wo ghar kyu choda?
Himesh ka Kutta: Yaar rat ko gane ki practice woh krta tha.
Subhah log mujhe marte the.
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