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Pappu Ka Exam Chal Raha Tha
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Mam Bahut Sakhat Thi
Nakal Marne Ka Koi Mouka Nahi De Rahi Thi..
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Pappu Ne Ek Parchi Mam Ko Di,
To Mam Pura Exam Kursi Par Baithi Rahi.
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Sabne Khub Nakal Mari
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Bachone Pucha:"Tune Aisa
Kya Likha Tha Parchi Me
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Pappu Ne Likha Tha:
Aapki Salwar Piche Se Fati Hai.
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Ek student ki aakhri khwaish,
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Mjhe jala dena ya dafna dena,
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Maru to ek ghut beer pila dena,
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Mai tajmahal ni chahta dosto,
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Bss meri kabar par girls hostel bnwa dena
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Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher
se pyar karna.
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Friend: Kyon ???
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Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha.
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign
kar ke wapis kar diya..
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Master ne bacche ki roti kha kar usko kaha:
Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataoge na ?
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Baccha: Nahi Master ji.
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Main maa ko kahunga ke maine Roti bhuke Kutta ko khila di.
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Kamina baccha in English Class !
Kid :- Me sleep with Dad last night !!!
Madam (correcting) :- No beta, I slept with dad last night !!
Kid :- mam, Aap mere sone ke baad ayi hogi.
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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
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Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai . .
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Miss: shut up&get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye . .
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Mss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D
Miss: u also get out. .
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GUDU: Miss mein bataon.
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Miss: HAAN BATAO... .
GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI.
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Teacher: "Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar
rahi ho..
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Hamesha tum nazre jhukake meri baate sunti thi
kya ho gya hai tumhe.. ??
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Pinky: Sir ji net pack khatm ho gya
hai..
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