short one line jokes

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.


Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Munna : Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? 


Circuit : Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge....

 

BOYS: De denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked - engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..

Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Kyuki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi.

Banta- Govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?


Santa- Doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya.

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.


Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
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Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!


Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?


Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. 


Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

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