10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.

      9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.

      8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.

      7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport.

      6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.

      5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.

      4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30 suitcase.

      3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation.

      2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.

      1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.

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